Carney

Cross Canadian Ragweed / Carney Man    

By: Kyle Bennett


C
I want a big red nose; I want some floppy shoe
                          F
I want a squirtin’ flower, squirt it on you
              C
Like all the bad clowns do.
G                      F         C
I want juggle bowling pins in the sun
G                        F                        C
I want to join the circus; the circus looks like fun.

C
I’ll sit and work the gate, or I can guess your weight
                              F
I’ll even sell the corndogs, I don’t care
            C
As long as I am there.
G                     F         C
I’ll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
G                      F                            C
I’ll ride my funny car laughing, all the way to the bank.

(chorus)
C
I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man, I’m a Carney Man,

Solo:  

C
A human cannon ball, I rise above it all
                          F                      C
Up higher than the trapeze, I can fly…oh shit I’m gonna die.
G                     F        C
I am a Carney worker, I make 2 bucks
G                     F                             C
Every hour I come to find out, this job…it fucking sucks
 

Have fun with the song